I just wanted to try something different today. I figured I would lighten things up and add some jokes and funnies between posts. It doesn’t hurt to mix things up occasionally.

I hope you enjoy them!

Good Afternoon, dear friends! I hope you are having a fantastic Friday. I been up and down all night long. I don’t know what the matter with me. Kiki (Pom pup) had something to do with it, of course. I swear, she barks at her shadow. And when she barks I get up to see what she is barking about. We have had a prowler/peeping-Tom ever since we moved in. I grew up in the country and then we never locked the doors or anything. So when we moved out here, dumb bunny me figured you could still do the same thing. Boy, was I wrong!

Hubby had transferred to Tennessee right after we had bought this house and everything. It made both of us sick but he had to work and we had to figure out something. We decided he would stay down in Tennessee during the work week then come home on the weekends. Everyone around here knew that. So I would go to bed and leave the shades up at night.  At the time, my huge Husky, Mocha, was still with me. She would wake me up standing over me, growling. Finally one morning, it was foggy and the humidity was super high, I turned around and looked at the window. On the window was two hand prints plain as day. My neighbor called the sheriff. Which was a waste of time. They came out and dusted for prints and took the print off the window. I knew they would never catch anybody and they haven’t to this day.

Well I noticed this summer our friendly prowler was back. I turned out all the motion sensor lights and sneaked out the door. I had a shepherd’s hook with me. I took it around to the window and put it in the ground. On the hook I put a set of wind chimes. That night it was funny as hell. I had the window cracked and I heard the wind chimes just start singing. Next thing, I heard was a voice say, “Oh, shit!” I liked to have rolled in the floor laughing. Anyway the prowler went flying like the wind. The next night, my wind chimes were cut and the peeper started peeping again. What he is looking at, I don’t know. I pull the blind way before dark now. So I guess last night the reason Kiki was barking was because we had a prowler again.

I got up this morning and ran to the store to get some milk. I checked in the tool chest on the back of the truck for my anti-freeze. I had just bought a new jug never opened. The jug had been opened and the top was missing and every drop of the anti-freeze was gone. So I purchased more of it when I went to the store. I also purchased items I would need to cast my Guardian Dragon Spell. It is a spell were you call your Guardian Dragon to protect your property. It works too. I used it in the city when we lived there. It scares the shit out of the person but I figured that don’t have any business over here at 3:00 in the morning.  So you can guess tonight besides doing my house blessing what else I will be doing. If the old boy gets a toasty bee-hind, it ain’t my fault!