Today’s Tarot Card for 4/1

Today’s Tarot Card for Everyone:

The Fool

This Tarot Deck: 8-Bit Tarot

General Meaning: Pamela Coleman-Smith’s artful rendition of an “innocent Fool” archetype (Rider-Waite deck) is often used to represent Tarot in general. Early classical versions of the Fool card, however, portray quite a different character — a person driven by base needs and urges, who has fallen into a state of poverty and deprivation.

In some instances, he is made out to be a carnival entertainer or a huckster. In others, he is portrayed as decrepit and vulnerable — as the cumulative result of his delusions and failures. Not until the 20th century do you see the popular Rider-Waite image of the Fool arise — that of an innocent Soul before its Fall into Matter, as yet untainted by contact with society and all its ills.

Modern decks usually borrow from the Rider-Waite imagery. Most Fool cards copy the bucolic mountainside scene, the butterfly, the potential misplaced step that will send the Fool tumbling into the unknown. Don’t forget, however, that the earlier versions of this card represented already-fallen humanity, over-identified with the material plane of existence, and beginning a pilgrimage towards self-knowledge, and eventually, wisdom. The Fool reminds us to recognize the path of personal development within ourselves — and the stage upon that path where we find ourselves — in order to energize our movement toward deeper self-realization.

Daily Horoscopes for 4/1

 

General Daily Horoscope

 

We may feel as if an old cycle is coming to an end on this last day of impetuous Mars’ visit to dreamy Pisces. The psychic Pisces Moon adds uncertainty as the mists of illusion prevent us from seeing what’s next. It’s best to finish what we can, although retrograde Mercury can make completion seem elusive. No matter what happens now, we need to be ready for an action-packed weekend since both Mars and the Moon fire into impulsive Aries tomorrow.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You’re ready to explore a spontaneous feeling today, but responsibilities at work may prevent you from starting anything new. However, your intense schedule won’t necessarily put a halt to your talking about your current desires. Sharing a fantasy with someone special can be a perfect diversion now. Just remember that it’s not the same thing as actually doing it. Don’t rush into anything yet; the action could come as early as tomorrow when feisty Mars enters your sign.

 

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may not seem very enthusiastic today, especially if you’re afraid that your positive attitude will heighten other people’s expectations. At first you might present an easygoing appearance, but you won’t be able to hide your more serious demeanor for long. Your concerns about the future are understandable, but try not to unconsciously rain on someone else’s parade. Good news is likely already on the way.

 

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You may need to get heavy-handed and play a parental role today, even if you don’t have any children. Handling business matters will likely take precedence over more personal activities and you could be distracted from following through on a promise to someone at home. Although you are fully aware of your recent commitments, you might not be able to come through with the goods. Don’t be too hard on yourself; set priorities and just do the best you can.

 

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Today you can see glimpses of the future and realize that you may have made more commitments than you can possibly keep. Although you probably didn’t mean to mislead anyone, everything seems to be taking longer than you anticipated. Your best strategy now is to cut back on your activities voluntarily. Don’t wait for circumstances to force you to make changes while under duress. A stitch in time will save nine.

 

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may be under pressure to make changes to your schedule today. Fortunately, the immediate solution may be as straightforward as postponing an appointment or two, but the longer-lasting issues could be more complex. Problems will resurface in a few weeks if you don’t take care of them now. Although a quick fix is surely tempting, handling the cause rather than the symptom should resolve the situation for good.

 

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You may be extra hard on someone who isn’t living up to his or her end of a bargain. You don’t want to be the heavyweight, but if others flake out you might have to be the one to give them a reality check. Thankfully, this is something you can do with some authority because you know exactly what must be done. However, an overbearing approach won’t be the best way to make your point. Instead of issuing harsh criticism from your head, be kind and speak from your heart.

 

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are caught in the middle of a relationship struggle and want to do the right thing. You truly want to be supportive of others today, yet you’re afraid that you might encourage behavior that’s counterproductive. It’s not easy to get to the bottom of your current ethical dilemma now; any response seems to deepen the problem. Fortunately, the urgency for immediate resolution may not be as real as it seems. You can discuss the issue with others without having to resolve it today.

 

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You don’t necessarily agree with your co-workers today, but might not know how much to say. Your perceptions could be more acute than theirs, yet it may not be wise to try to set them straight. Unfortunately, your high level of integrity might prevent you from simply going along with the group. Don’t give up; let your associates know where you stand and then move on. However, you won’t be able to change anyone’s mind in an instant. They will alter their opinions when they are ready, and not one moment sooner.

 

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

At first, controlling others appears to get you what you want today, but this strategy could backfire without any advance notice. Your friends and associates might not be so willing to go along with your plan and there may not be much you can do about it. Instead of worrying about what anyone else does now, act consistently with your goals. Taking responsibility for yourself and doing exactly as you promised will bring more progress than trying to rein in someone else’s erratic behavior.

 

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You may be struggling with the gulf between your sensible plan and how executing it falls short of what’s actually needed. The gap between the real and the ideal can provoke self-doubt as you begin to acknowledge that more hard work isn’t the answer. It isn’t productive to waste time with endless analysis or worry. A smarter tactic is to simply do the best you can without being attached to the outcome. You may be happily surprised with the results.

 

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Someone who is usually your ally may seem to be unsupportive of your efforts today. Your initial reaction might be to withdraw so you can protect yourself against this apparent defection. Unfortunately, retreat isn’t your best course of action now; you can improve your game if you’re open to hearing critical feedback. Listen to what’s being said and integrate the new information into what you are already doing.

 

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you believe that you’re on the right course, you’re actually bumping into walls today. The Moon’s visit to your sign makes it easier to convince yourself that all is copacetic, but your rationalizations may not be well founded. Slow down rather than pushing harder against the resistance. Deliberation and gentle pressure work better now than bravado and grandiose gestures.

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope for April 1 – 3

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

Sensitivity Reigns Supreme

April 1 – 3

There’s little room for reality this weekend, which is great for dreamers and romantics who want to escape the routine of ordinary life to embark on a quest for love. Friday finds the mood-setting Moon in imaginative Pisces where it’s easy to project our fantasies onto others and overlook their less than sterling qualities. This is fine for a fling or some innocent fun as long as we’re not concerned about long-term consequences.

Mars, the planet of impulse and passion, fires into its home sign Aries on Friday night, followed there by the Moon on Saturday. This alignment increases the tendency to act now and think later. Taking risks brings plenty of excitement but can also upset a current relationship. The need for something (or someone) new doesn’t provide comfort and stability but is bound to make life interesting.

The restless Aries Moon spurs impatience that can readily produce conflicts. Generally, this fast-moving sign makes it easy to express strong emotions and then move on. However, the Moon’s tense 90-degree square with intense Pluto can keep feelings simmering with resentment or hungry with desire. Sunday’s New Moon in Aries signals a fresh start and a re-evaluation of our relationship goals.

New Moon Report for 4/1 – Mars in Aries

Mars in Aries

Friday, April 1, 9:51 pm PDT, Saturday, April 2, 12:51 am EDT

Mars racing into its fiery home sign is another boost in this season of starting over. It joins the Sun, Jupiter and Uranus in Aries, making a quartet of race horses that can run over obstacles and people without looking back. Normally, this transit increases physical energy and spurs enterprising efforts. However, Mercury’s retrograde period in Aries is a reminder that even the fastest runners, brightest thinkers and bravest warriors benefit from a moment’s reflection every now and then.

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the daily humorscopes for 4/1

Friday, April 01, 2011

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
A hexapod robot will run away from its laboratory today, change its name to “Bob”, and take up residence with you. Eventually, you’ll become best friends.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will hear a mysterious “whapping” sound as you are passing by a church today. Curiosity will get the better of you, and you will peek inside. To your relief you will discover it’s only the nuns, playing a quick game of dodge-ball.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
A hive of naked mole rats will move in with you today. You will find that they are relatively tidy creatures, but that it’s a trifle difficult to explain their presence to your friends.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ll find more, and very “interesting”, uses for cocktail umbrellas today.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
A friend will ask you to give her a ride to Main street. You’ll forget where you’re going, though, and drive her to Distraction.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Ian McHarg once said, “Man is a blind, witless, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth.” You will come up with a brilliant rebuttal to this, soon. You will say: “So?”
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You will get a notion to become a street food-vendor, and will make yourself a food serving cart for the “Bulghur Baron”. You will sell pint containers of hot bulghur wheat, cooked with sauteed onions, garlic, and other vegetables. To everyone’s amazement, you’ll succeed fabulously, eventually making millions off the franchise rights alone.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Good day to put strange labels on your binders and file cabinets, such as “launch codes”, “who’s been naughty”, or “Snerge”. This will be quite effective in distracting visitors, so they will often forget what ever they were preparing to bother you about.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Today you will find yourself boldly charging through life. That can actually get you in trouble, though, so you should really attempt to pay with cash.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
You will finally get the television exposure you’ve been wanting, by organizing a group of protesters to block the entrance to a physics lab, holding crudely-lettered signs saying “Down With Gravity!”.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Good day to get a potted plant for your office, which you should name “Throckmorton”. (The plant, not the office. Obviously, “Throckmorton” is a completely inappropriate name for an office. “Wiggins” is a good name for your office, if it doesn’t already have a name.)

 

TURQUOISE PROTECTION AMULET

TURQUOISE PROTECTION AMULET
 
 
The ancients regarded turquoise as a powerful magickal aid to ward off misfortune, illness,
and the evil eye. You can use turquoise to make your own amulet for protection.
To begin, during the waxing Moon take a piece of blue turquoise or an item of blue
turquoise jewelry and hold it in your hand for a moment. In your mind’s eye, picture a
blue light surrounding you. Hold the stone to your heart, and breathe on it to charge it
with your power, saying:
Stone of blue, surround me with protective energy.
I am protected by your soothing blue light.
Carry your turquoise with you or wear it as often as you can.
Handle it frequently to keep the spell active.

Over The Door Charm

Over The Door Charm
 
Many years ago, I ran across this anonymous poem and hung it over my front door as a theft deterrent. Since that time, nothing has ever left my house unless I gave it away willingly.
 
What comes to me I keep
Who goes from me I free
Yet against all I stand
Who carry not my key.

PROTECTION CHARM

PROTECTION CHARM


Tools: One red candle + one white candle
A small piece of white paper Oil Ink pen Red Ribbon
Set the white candle alight on the left to represent the Goddess and a red candle to the right to
represent the God. Place the materials for the spell between the two candles.
Using the oil, with your right index finger, draw a pentacle (star inside a circle) in the
middle of the white paper, while saying,
“With the seal of this pentagram I request that this charm be used for protection.”
Using a pen, in the center of the oil-drawn pentagram, draw your own special symbol for protection.
Say,
“With this rune, I request that this charm be used for protection.”
When you are ready, roll the paper up with the red ribbon tightly lengthwise.
Hold the charm over the red candle and say,
I consecrate myself in fire
so that I can defend myself
and protect myself with the power I have.
Continue doing this with the smoke of the white candle, but consecrate it in the name of air.
Hold the charm with both hands. Concentrate on the charm’s task.
Then seal the left end of the charm with white wax, the right with red wax.
The charm is now complete.

 

Charm to Avoid Receiving Unjust Traffic Citations

Charm to Avoid Receiving Unjust Traffic Citations
 
Keep a combination of tiger-eye, hematite, and quartz crystal in the glove box or, if you don’t smoke, in the ashtray. The tiger-eye helps with “true sight” –a terrific aid for those who experience night blindness or difficult with windshield glare. Hematite has a grounding force and dispels negativity. Clear quartz aplifies the effects of the other two stones. Before you place the stones in the vehicle, hold them in your dominant hand and chant:
 
Stones dispel unjust citations!
Deliver me safely to my destination.
 
This charm does not have the capacity to keep you from getting traffic citations that you deserve, such as tickets for speeding or running stop signs. If only protects you from the “ridiculous” tickets that police officers sometimes issue in order to meet their quota.