LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE SPELL
Supplies: a pair of underpants with the name of the offending party wrote on the crotch
with black marker; a bottle of the hottest Tabasco sauce you can find; a bit of thistle and nettles; cinquefoil; black pepper; rubbing alcohol; a long match; an old cauldron or
Pour the Tabasco sauce on the crotch of the underwear. Let dry.
Sprinkle with herbs and black pepper. Sprinkle with a bit of alcohol. Use a long match to light.
Burn in an old cauldron/outside grill. As the underwear burns say-
(the person’s name), I’ve had enough I rise above you,
I’ve rotten tough the wagging tongues of flame bite back
I refuse to take your hateful flack
Your lies become a conflagration
Bringing you to degradation
Your deceit recedes it’s clinging grasp
And I am free – the truth at last! Scatter the ashes off your property.
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