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Signs That You Are Too Old For Halloween
- You get winded from knocking on the door
- You have to have someone chew the candy for you
- You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
- When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and you can’t remember the rest.
- By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hair piece.
- You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.