Happy, Happy! Joy, Joy! I hope you are having a hilarious Tuesday, I know I certainly am. I don’t know if I mentioned it yesterday but I had to take my kitty to the vet.. Nothing major, just rabies and the start of an ear mite infesion. But these days ear mites aren’t ear mites anymore???? It is a yeast infection. You ought to have seen my face when the vet told me my male cat has a yeast infection. I almost cracked up. But then I have this little Pomeranian in the floor jumping up and down to be picked up. Yeah, I took both of them. I felt sorry for Kiki. She looked so pitiful when I put the harness on Stinky. She knew we were leaving without her. So I said the heck with it, why not? I have never been known to have good sense anyway, lol. She ended up getting her claws clipped and (I don’t know if I should say this or not so I will do it the gentlest way I know of saying it) she got her glands done. I have always been use to big dogs. A little dog has so much that needs to be done to it. I was taking her to a groomers but both of them when out of business. I took her to a chain animal store and they ended up cutting the top little pad off. I would tell you what my reaction was. So now we go to the vet to get her claws done. When we got through at the vet’s, I looked like I had been attacked by a Bengal Tiger. The bad news he has to go back in two weeks to get checked.
Yesterday, I spent money right and left. Money which we don’t have to throw away right now. I got worried this morning about how much I had spent. I figured and I figured and I kept coming up with I HAD MONEY. I do good to keep a $1 in the checking account. I never have an excess. So I got to thinking something has to be wrong. I went in the kitchen to get the bills, there were no bills. None. Nada. Nothing. I liked to have freaked. I could see all these men coming out to the house and disconnecting everything we had. So I called all the utilities and got the amounts I owned them and the dates due. Then after all that excitement, I called the Post Office. A funny little story about this Post Office. When we first moved out here my son sold alot of stuff on Ebay. He sold a game to a person in Guam. We went to the Post Office and they wanted to know where Guam was. What part of Europe is Guam in? My son and myself both looked at each other like these people have got to be kidding! I told them it was a United States Providence and it should have a zip code on it. She ended up bringing a globe over to the desk and we showed her where Guam was. Our joke is if you go to the Post Office be sure you know where your package is going and also able to drive them driving directions. Gee, I never seen anything like it. But I got ahold of the Post Master and he assured me that he would personally look into the matter. I feel so comforted now, lol!
But between nursing my Tiger’s attack and cleaning up half the house already I am having a great day. After we got back last night, hubby had packed up all his stuff and took it down to his room. I had almost forgot what my sofa looked like. Oh, it feels good to have that room clean. I hate a mess. But I didn’t gripe, bitch or way a word to him. He told me he just figured he was making a mess all the time and I was getting tired of cleaning it up. I think really it had something to do with me not picking up his crap for two days, lol! He did it and didn’t like it, tough. I gave him my retirement speech and I guess it did. I think he is trying to be super nice were I will forget about him going back to work because I want a car.
Really I think we all should go out and buy the biggest houses we can find. Get maids, butlers, cooks, they whole nice yards. By five or six of those fancy foreign jobs known as cars. Just get our hands on anything our little greedy paws can get. Now we have to do this around September of 2012. That way we will go out in luxury. Remember the Mayan predicion for the world ending in December 2012. I forgot we don’t pay for nothing. Now when it is time for them to come and get everything, the world would have come to an end and what would it really matter then who had what, lol! I told hubby my little scheme the other night and he called me crazy. I thought it was a good idea, anyway. Besides we just had an earthquake, it was a little one but still it was an earthquake. We are sitting right on the New Madrid Fault Line. So if the earth opens up, we will fall in. I live in Tornado Alley and on the New Madrid Fault Line and I forgot to mention the Uranium plant about a mile away. Well I was in a good mood, I just killed that. I am off to post. Ya’ll have a great day for tomorrow I might be posting for the center of the earth, lol!!
Blessings to you and yours!