A Little Humor ~ You Know Someone Is New to Magick and Paganism…

You Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That…

An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill.

A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol.

ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer.

A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.

WICCA is that part of the candle that burns.

APHRODITE is a prehistoric bird.

ARCHETYPES is a kind of building structure.

BLESSED BE is the god of insects.

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains silhouettes of friends or family members.

A BRAZIER is support wear for women.

CASTING is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.

CHARGING is done with a credit card or battery.

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way.

Crystal CLEANSING is done with window cleaner.

CYCLES have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.

DEMETER is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana.

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils.

LEY LINES happen at the airport in Hawaii.

PAN is something you fry food in.

A QUARTER is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven’t been out in a while!)

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing.

A TRAD is a type of geometrical figure.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is the game show with Vanna White.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for June 23

Don’t let this become The Lost Weekend. The Moon in Leo is attempting to provide you with heart-felt love and sustenance, but planetary pranksters are eager to ruin the experience.  Vesta forms a frictional, 45-degree link to radical-change agent Uranus (2:53AM PDT), but this provocative alignment is only one of several. Before you know it, Venus makes an abrasive, 135-degree link to Saturn (1:36PM PDT) – shortly before the Moon goes void at 3:27PM PDT until 4:44AM PDT tomorrow.  Now that Vesta-Uranus and Venus-Saturn clashes are in the game – along with a long void Moon – the universe also tosses in curve balls in the form of a highly-shocking Chiron-Uranus contra-parallel (3:39PM PDT) and Ceres shifting out of stable Taurus and into often dualistic Gemini (3:53PM PDT). It is the Chiron-Uranus contra-parallel – behaving somewhat like a zodiacal opposition – that can increase nervous strain and anxiety, and produce shock waves and topsy-turvy conditions to an enormous degree. [This Chiron-Uranus link-up will also happen on July 10, 2012, March 27, 2013, October 27, 2013 and January 21, 2014. Therefore, you should realize that this unusual sky pattern is something that will keep influencing humanity, on and off, for the next year and a half.]  Hopefully, tonight’s Sun-Neptune flowing trine in water signs (8:55PM PDT) will bring a mellowness and tranquility into the cosmic scene. Watching comedy classics and laughing away the blues may help to keep you smiling and content.